Twisted Recipes: Twisted Recipe #5 Pretzel Pizza!

Okay, so I don't know about anybody else, but I was for one, super excited about Little Caesar's new Pretzel Pizza...and then Horribly disappointed that it tasted like poo.
Solution, make my own damn pretzel pizza!

What you'll need:

1 1/2 cup of hot water
1 tbs of sugar
2 tsp of salt
1 packet of yeast
4 1/2 cups of flower
10 cups of water
2/3 cups baking soda
3 egg yokes
Another tbs of water
Pizza toppings!

1. Combine in a mixing bowl:

1 1/2 cup of hot water
1 tbs of sugar
2 tsp of salt
1 packet of yeast

Wait for it to get all foamy

4 1/2 cups of flower

And mix, kneed, and let sit for 55 minutes

2. Make dough into whatever pizza/ calzone-type shape you want.

I suck at dough business, so what I got was an odd oblong of a whatever...

3. In a large pan (as wide as possible) bring to a boil, 10 cups of water and 2/3 cups baking soda.

4. Dip the dough into the water.

I held mine out like a sheet and just slid it over the top of the water from end to end on both sides...it was not easy. When I do this again, I'll have to try something else maybe. I can't take a picture and dip funky shaped down into a pan at the same time, but look, it's wet now...

5. Fill or top your pizza with whatever you like! Clella and I stuck with pepperoni, marinara, olives and mozzarella

6. Mix 3 egg yokes with 1 tbs of water and brush it over the exposed dough.

Because my funky shaped dough was too long for a backing sheet I flipped it over and made a calzone!...only just now realizing I could have simply made two pizzas... and of course my little daughter, Morrighan, had to have her own little pizza on the side.